Everyone knows how easy it is for girls to get free drinks. Many girls go out and only bring just enough money for a cab ride home. When they arrive at the bar and want a nice tall cocktail they only need to hike up their skirt, pull down their blouse and bat their pretty little eyes at any guy who is out of their league. They not only get a free drink, but they also get drinks for their friends too. But there are ways for men to fight back and get a few free drinks as well. If they follow some of the examples on this list, they will have a chance at keeping some of their hard earned money safely in their wallet, and get drunk for free like the girls.

Hang Out at the Local Cougar Bar

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A Cougar is a woman that is 35 years of age and older who goes out and pursues younger men. The men they pursue, or Cubs, as they are known, are generally more than 8 years her junior. When the movie American Pie coined the term MILF (Mother I'd Like To F*&$), it still seemed too taboo, like the world wasn't ready for the real world just yet. In recent years, times have changed, and some of the hottest women in Hollywood just keep getting hotter and hotter with age. Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore, and Sharon Stone to name a few. So now bars are flooded with divorcees with new breast implants, tummy tucks, and facelifts, spending their alimony on picking up younger men, ingenious. All this to say, the time is perfect for young men to get free drinks from their newly established sugar mamas at cougar bars around the world.

"Conveniently" Forget Wallet at Home

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This move does not require very much finesse, you just a have the pull the "sorry I forgot my wallet" line; only, don't forget your I.D. This gives you the chance to be the leech for the night. Leeching refers to the idea of benefiting, usually deliberately, from others' effort but not offering anything in return. When your friends saddle up to the bar, persuade them into buying a pitcher of beer, and make sure they order an extra glass. When one of them calls for a round of shots, make sure you get into the middle of the group to ensure a shot glass is handed your way. Then, after the free taxi ride home, you can sleep like a baby in your own bed.

Drink 1/2 and Then Say It Doesn't Taste Right

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A bartender can easily make a mistake when behind the bar with vodka-thirsty, uproarious patrons snarling at them from the other side. Order a Vodka Tonic, drink near half of it, look at it funny, then tell the bartender that you ordered a Vodka Soda with a lime. A common mistake and one that will have the bartender apologizing and quickly remaking your drink. Now just go around to all the different bartenders, cocktail waitresses, and servers doing what you did to the original bartender. In a couple hours you will be good and plastered, mostly attributed to your brilliant scheme.

Steal Someone Else's Drink

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Usually this happens towards the end of the night when one has already had a few beers. You realize that you just finished your Heineken and you just spent the last of your cash playing Bon Jovi tunes on the jukebox. Don't stress because there is a surefire solution. Make a loop around the bar towards the patio. Some patio's will not allow patrons to bring their alcoholic beverages outside with them. Stand right by the inside of the door and scope out the drinks that are waiting for their rightful owners. Pick the coldest, fullest, and freshest drink sitting there, turn around, and walk right back to your friends at the bar. Works like a charm.

Tell a Girl It's Your Birthday and That She Should Buy You a Drink

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What is up with women getting everything free when they go out for their birthday? They always get a free dessert after dinner, and it's a bigger one than men ever get. Whatever. Its now time to turn the table on the ladies. Run up to the bar bumping people around with your birthday crown on, and ask the first pretty girl you see, "Hey! It's my birthday, wanna buy me a shot?" If she passes, then move on to the next girl, and so on and so forth. Once all of the cute girls have been exhausted, walk up to the first decent looking cougar that you find. She'll have you doing body shots on top of the bar in no time.

Overhear Someone Else Order, Then Put Your Next Drink On Their Tab

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No one ever said that drinking for free meant that you were going to, in some way, keep your integrity intact as well. In order to employ this strategy, one has to master the art of eavesdropping. The next time a customer walks up to the bar, lean over and secretly listen in on their private conversation without their consent. Find out the name that he/she is ordering the drink under and what color(s) or design is on the card. Wait about 10-15 minutes, walk up to the bar and order a drink, and tell the bartender your new friends name, and bingo, free drinks!

Target the Really Drunk Old Guy to Buy You a Round

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Everyone recognizes the old barfly cruising around on a Saturday afternoon. He's that older guy that worked his tail off all through his 20's, 30's, and 40's on his own company. He sold the company and retired to live the quiet life during the week, but still lives for the weekends. He has a couple failed marriages and spends his retired life hanging out at the bar all week long, day drinking, trying to be young and hip again. These guys are always social, so saddle on up to the bar and chat him up. Make a couple jokes, a crude comment about a waitresses' rear end being delicious, and within minutes he'll be your new chum buddy, with free drinks to follow.

Drink Most of The Drink, Put A Bug In It, Then Take It Back

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Nobody likes getting any kind of hair, or bug, or something that just doesn't look right in their drink. Most establishments aren't that excited when their customers complain about getting something disgusting in their food or drink. So down that Margarita, go find a fly or a bug from the planters on the outdoor patio and toss it in your drink. Take it up to the bartender and you will have a giant, frosty, brand new margarita. Try ordering a little different each time, on the rocks with salt, blended with no salt. Each drink will be different, and you'll be getting more bang for your buck.

B.Y.O.B

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This one takes some planning. Next time when down at your favorite watering hole make note of what beers they carry by the bottle. Tell your girlfriend to bring one of her big purses, the deeper the better. When you're all getting ready to hop in the cab, grab 3-4 beers and stuff them in your ladies purse. When you reach the bar and want a drink, all you have to do is reach into your girlfriends purse and pull out one of those Corona's you stashed away. You both scored a few drinks at a fraction of the marked-up bar prices. Just make sure that you open the beers under the table and out of sight from the staff, or you will find yourself getting thrown out on your face by the big ugly bouncer.

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