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Recently in an episode of True Blood, HBO's vampire drama, a nice lonely guy meets an 18-year-old vampire bombshell. Initially, the guy is fascinated with the idea of hanging out with a vampire, and they soon find themselves alone and making out. You'll have to watch the episode to find out if the guy gets murdered or has the best make out session of his life with the hot forever 18-year-old vampire. Regardless, this episode got me thinking, what would be the advantages and disadvantages of meeting a hot fantasy character in real life? What would they look like? And would someone be able to survive a hot make out session or not? Following is a list of the 15 hottest cartoons, what they might look like in real life, who they are, and what it might be like to hook up with them.

Poison Ivy

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If you're a hardcore environmentalist and would do anything to protect mother earth, then Poison Ivy is perfect for you. So don't think of picking this super villianess up in your brand new Hummer, but rather a Prius or a veggie oil-powered diesel car. If you were ever to find yourself hooking up with Poison Ivy, then remember never to kiss her on the lips because that could prove deadly. Luckily she brings other assets to the table (as shown above). Another thing to remember is Poison Ivy's fondness of Harley Quinn. So if you're lucky you might just find yourself in the middle of a hot DC Universe inspired threesome.

Betty Rubble

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Betty's first job was working with her best friend Wilma as a cigarette waitress at the Bedrock Resort. So if you ever are on vacation in Betty's neck of the prehistoric woods, then she might prove to be the best thing to happen to you on your vacation. Being that she is from the stone age she probably has some pretty traditional values like, being attracted to the man who is the most confident and able to bring the most food home. Consequently, Betty seems like she has the hots for stockier gentleman, and given the look she is giving the camera in the picture shown above she is probably a real animal in the sack.

American Maid

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American Maid is from one of the arguably best short lived cartoons series ever, "The Tick". Within The Tick Universe, she is one of the only effective superheroes when it comes to actually suppressing crime. The American Maid is very patriotic, forceful, and has amazing acrobatic prowess. Furthermore, she proves very resourceful when it comes to utilizing everyday items as "weapons." These abilities that she posses' demonstrate her unlimited bedroom potential. So for patriotic guys who wouldn't mind being submissive and forced into, what some might label as, "compromising" positions, the American Maid is the best hot cartoon hookup for you.

Shana "Scarlett" O'Hara

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Who hasn't dreamed of hooking up with a real American hero? Especially one as hot as this Georgia Peach. Scarlett's tag line is: "Beauty may only be skin deep, but lethal is to the bone." You heard it from her own lips, her ability to bone is lethal, especially if your associated in any way with Cobra Command. Not only is Scarlett beautiful, she is also known to posses unique acrobatic abilities which would confirm her bedroom abilities would meet the gold standard.

Jerrica Benton aka Jem

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Jerrica Burton is an entrepreneur and philanthropist. This 80's-looking hottie runs her own music company and a home for foster girls. But there is more to meet the eye with this girl, because she has a secret alter-ego that can take you to places you've never dreamed of. Jerrica relies on the Synergy computer to help transform her into the international superstar Jem. There could be many advantages to hanging out with a girl with an alter ego, due to the fact of the unpredictable nature of who will show up. Regardless, it would be like constantly hooking up with two girls - nice.

Phoenix

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Phoenix, formally Jean Grey, is a powerful superhero/villain that is proven to be very unpredictable. On one hand she is a beautiful red head from upstate New York; but on the other she is a possessed super-bitch occasionally hellbent on destruction. Some guys might be into that, but the fact remains that if you piss this girl off she could literally devour you with her unchallenged power. As shown in the final X-Men movie,Wolverine is pretty much the only human male who can get close enough to be intimate with Phoenix, and that's because he's got regenerative abilities. So if you have regenerative powers then be my guest, but if not Phoenix's beauty is best appreciated from afar.


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