Demetri Martin Motivational Posters

Demetri Martin on Achievement

Yes, if you’re hooked on completing that big jigsaw puzzle, then take this as a sign that it must be time for you get a life! And preferably, one that involves you stepping out of the front door.

Demetri Martin on Insight

This is kinda like saying that the worst time to drown is when you’re all trying to see which one of you can last longest under water. It’s all about perfect timing!

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