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As you could imagine, there will be some sort of resemblance to X-Men Wolverine’s claws in this game. To get started, you will need to position beers a la Wolverine’s adamantium claws to the back of your hands and fasten with a whole lot of duct tape. The more tape the better – you don’t want to lose a bottle, and when you rip the duct tape off your arm after finishing the game, you will get an extra bonus of losing a bunch of hair. Once the beers are securely fastened to the back of your hands, you will then drink the beers from what is a somewhat awkward angle. The upside is that you will look pretty awesome while doing this.

And the great thing about this game, as evidenced by the video, is that there is a beginner and an advanced level of play. So, if you are a midget or a woman, then you have an excuse to not drink too much. Suffice to say, this game should be played with at least one person around that isn’t participating for help when using the toilet, to light cigarettes for people and what not. And be sure to finish each beer before proceeding to the next one. If someone calls you out on not doing this, expect a stiff punch to the ol’ breadbasket.

The goal of the game is to see who can drink their beers the fastest. And the winner may be eligible for a prize if it is so determined prior to the game starting. But in the end, everybody wins because you just consumed a bunch of beer! *Feel free to wear your Woverine claws for the remainder of the evening, especially if you go to a different party, or to a bar. But remember to drink responsibly, and the fact that you are not really Wolverine.