25 Clever Bar Pick Up Lines Andrew | December 5, 2013 | Drinking, Girls, Humor | 1 Comment Prev2 of 3Next “Oh, come on!”: “Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.” Admittedly, you have to be very confident about the package you carry. “Do you wash your panties with Windex?” Because I can really see myself in them. Talk about gutsy. “Are you lost? Because Heaven must be missing an angel.” This might have worked years back. Now, maybe not! “Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.” Talk about creeping her out. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” Nope, just walk by and get lost, if you ask me. “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?” Sorry, I only go for the geniuses who know the Dewey Decimal System. “You look a lot like my next girlfriend.” Or, you could be the last face I see before I get my head whipped out of my neck. Prev2 of 3Next “Oh, come on!”: Related Posts How to Get a Better Buzz from Alcohol? No Comments | Jan 21, 2019 3 Hot Cocktail Recipes to Warm You Up this Winter No Comments | Dec 14, 2020 The Oldest Breweries in the World No Comments | Nov 11, 2013 What is the best place to meet girls No Comments | Jan 21, 2016 One Comment Neal January 16, 2014 Log in to Reply Some of these are hilarious! Don’t know whether or not they’ll work but it’ll definitely be good for a good laugh! Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.