25 Clever Bar Pick Up Lines

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Sexy UPS Girl

    1. “Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.” Admittedly, you have to be very confident about the package you carry.
    2. “Do you wash your panties with Windex?” Because I can really see myself in them. Talk about gutsy.
    3. “Are you lost? Because Heaven must be missing an angel.” This might have worked years back. Now, maybe not!
    4. “Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.” Talk about creeping her out.
    5. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” Nope, just walk by and get lost, if you ask me.
    6. “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?” Sorry, I only go for the geniuses who know the Dewey Decimal System.
    7.  “You look a lot like my next girlfriend.” Or, you could be the last face I see before I get my head whipped out of my neck.
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