Who hasn’t heard of Mike Tyson? Unless you’ve been living under a rock your whole life, you know this very name instills fear in both men and women. He may not be the best boxer right now, but one thing’s for sure: he’s a legend. He’s made a name for himself in and out of the boxing ring. He’s got that tribal tattoo on his face that makes him look even more sinister. And if you don’t agree with what he says, you may as well zip your mouth. Otherwise, you can bet that he’ll chew your ear off – literally and figuratively.
He looks like he can take down a whole town of men all on his own, and if that doesn’t scare you, maybe his friend, Don King, will. He looks like a man who’s been dipped in a vat of electric water. Mike Tyson will beat you to a pulp while Don King will hold a Taser if you even attempt to run away.
Mr. Tyson may not look like the brightest bulb in the Christmas tree, but as you’ve gathered by now, the man does have connections. And sometimes, the insane things that come out of his distinctive lisp actually make sense.
Maybe he should’ve stuck to reading the comic section of the newspaper. And from the looks of it, he may just appreciate it even more.
Hmmm…there must be something in Holyfield’s ear. This heavyweight’s opponent gave him an earful during their fight. Mike must’ve listened because he is a changed man. He may have changed his diet after this. What’s next? Pacquiao’s nose?
His brain may have had gone through its fair share of shakes and rattles. Now, he’s just returning the favor.
If humble means posing for the paparazzi, driving expensive cars, and drinking an insane amount of alcohol.
He may not have conquered their souls, but he sure did instill fear in them. This makes you wonder, can his opponents honestly say that Mike has “conquered their fear”?
Again, forgive this guy. He’s not the brightest one in the bunch. But hey, this is his dream. Leave him be!
Mike, can you just eat their ears instead? You’ve already done it, which means that you already know how this particular delicacy tastes.
No, Mike, you don’t belong in this society. You look like a man from one of those worlds featured in Star Trek.
If no one’s gonna love you, then you might as well love yourself. Mike certainly does and it looks like he’s enjoying this long-term relationship.
Says the man who cuddles tigers instead of your everyday run-of-the-mill cat.
Finally, he admits that he’s not from this planet. He certainly doesn’t act like he belongs to earth at all.
Like we’ve said, he sometimes makes sense. So, women, lock your legs together when Big Mike comes walking by.
And it looks like he constantly takes a bath in a vat of his opponents’ blood.
He’s certainly true to his word. He fascinated the world with his nuttiness. People love him – loose screws and all!