The Timeless Wisdom of Larry David

If you’re not for everyone, then those who don’t appreciate you can just shut it. Life’s too short! If they can’t understand your sense of humor, then they’re obviously dumb. So, you shouldn’t be around them in the first place.

Again, see remark on vanity. Bald men need to realize this one important scientific fact. If every one everyone knew this, men with a head full of hair would wish they were bald too.