The thing about posting massive amounts of photos on a platform like Instagram is that sooner or later something is going to go wrong. Here is a list of some of the funniest Instagram fails that you should probably avoid making yourself:
1. The New Way to Break Up
Breaking up over a text is so 2010. The latest way to break up is to crop her or him off all those couple pictures you posted on Instagram. Cropped out of your pictures, definitely now out of your life forever.
2. Relevance, People
So, where is the crowded room? If you want your Instagram picture to be a success, make sure the caption matches the photo.
3. Modern Parenting
If you want to shame your children for something nowadays publicly, you do it on social media of course. Notably Instagram, where a photo like this cannot be forgotten, ever. Is this great parenting or what?
4. This is Not the Way to Post Attention-Grabbing Photos
There’s such a thing as trying too hard. This is one of the prime examples, seen by thousands on Instagram.
5. Doing Religious Work
Uh, just don’t. Bad suit aside, the devil can probably do without the bad photo ops. Perhaps try to do work you are good at?
6. Getting More Likes
This is a subtle way to get Instagram views people. No, it is not stupid at all to post your credit card information for the whole internet to see. Sometimes genius is misunderstood.
7. Try Not to Post the Worst Instagram Picture Ever
Classy, this picture is not. No one wants to see that, especially not the partially shaved leg hair.
8. Mussels in the Gym
Hey, no one goes to the gym to exercise the brain. Who cares about a silly misspelling when there are all those abs to stare at? Amirite?
9. Sizing Issues and Photography
Sure size matters, but also scale. Holding up objects too close to the camera makes them seem bigger than they are in real life. So, what was the point this post was trying to make again?
10. Just Say No to Crotch Shots
They should have realized that this was never going to work before the shot was even taken. Especially not with that ring. Plus, who wants to see crotch shots? No one.
11. It’s Raining Money, Hallelujah?
Maybe there are better ways to treat your nana who is dying in a hospital bed than to throw (possibly fake) hundred dollar bills on her bed? She doesn’t look at all happy with it. And she probably will be less happy to see it on Instagram.
12. Timing is Key
There’s a time to Instagram, and there’s a time to not. This is one of those NOT times.
13. The Internet is Mean
That is not how #bunpoppin is done. There’s this thing called self-trolling, where you just ask for it. It’s not nice to see people being mean or fat shamed on the internet. But some people may just deserve it.
14. Hiding in Plain Sight
Yes, this is going to work. None of your superiors is going to see you publicly declaring disobedience on the internet. Hiding in plain sight…smart.
15. Cute Baby Pictures
Breastfeeding your baby and self-tanning does not mix. But this is probably not they way to show it. Or is it?
If you are ever posting on Instagram, try to avoid doing any of the above.