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Joey Ramone

Growing up in the 60’s and 70’s, Joey Ramone knew that the only way he would get laid is if he started a band. At least he spared the public from having to look at him by always wearing his hair in his face.

Lyle Lovett

Of course this guy made the list! The only reason anyone knows who he is, is because he married Eric Roberts' sister. In 1993, he entered into matrimony with Julia Roberts after meeting her on the set of one of her movies. Thankfully their marriage lasted only two years, and this world was spared from their procreating.

Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin is one of the craziest looking celebrities there is. Aside form the fact that she is an obvious ginger, her attempts to make people laugh have proven more ill-fated than her many, recent plastic surgery moves.

David Caruso

Just look at that cheese-ball.

Jewel

This homely folk singer came from a small town in Alaska, and became popular in the mid 90’s for her honest and emotional songwriting. Most people admire her for never fixing that snagle tooth of hers.My only complaint is that if she refuses to get it fixed, then she ought stop smiling so wide.

Kyra Sedgwick

Aside form the fact that Kyra Sedgwick's eyebrows refuse to quit, being married to Kevin Bacon has its advantages. First, you're only 6 degrees of separation from anyone in the world, and second, you get roles your looks never would have gotten you in the first place.

Gary Busey

Just look at those pearly whites and try and say, "he has aged gracefully," without laughing.

Judah Friedlander

You have to admire an actor who looks like this.Because his look is so unique, he has become recognizable very fast and is known as a rising star. Come to think of it, "30 Rock’s" cast is filled with odd-looking people. With that said, the world is probably better off with this guy making money as a professional actor - lord only knows this guy was otherwise destined for pederastary.

Val Kilmer

Look at this Al Boreland doppelganger. The only thing he’s missing is a flannel shirt.

John C. Reily

Who knew that John C. Reilly was funny. He first found fame for being a solid character actor throughout the 90’s and early 00’s. Then after his performance in the Oscar winning film Chicago, he started doing comedy. If we’re honest, his looks are more fitting for comedic roles because if you look at him long enough you'll probably start laughing.

Andy Dick

Where do you start with this guy? He loves drugs, groping underage girls (and guys), and generally freaking out in public. People can’t help but feel sorry for where this guy’s career has taken him. But, he probably deserves it.

Dee Snyder

The photographer who took this picture probably asked Dee Snyder to look his coolest. He then steadfastly tied his hair in a ponytail, and put on those awesome sunglasses. This twisted sister, was at the right place and right time when he became famous. With a face like that, his only option to play music today would be with the mask wearing metal band Slipknot.

Chad Kroeger

Good for this guy.He understood that if he makes music for the Midwest then he could sell millions of records. he could then use that money to pay attractive women to spend time with him.

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