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Bit Copa
This is what happens when you mix alcohol, sex, and a bad mushroom trip.
Cabana Vodka
Brazil is known for two things: its amazingly beautiful women, and its amazingly real looking transsexuals. Drink a bottle Cabana and see if you can tell the difference.
Bierbitzch Golden Pilsner
Ordering a Bierbitzch from a waitress goes over about as well as an internment camp, but it doesn't stop thousands of frat boys from trying everyday.
Cointreau Liqueur
She's sexy until you realize that Marilyn Manson (who penned the song "smells like children" FYI) was inside her more times than a tampon.
Budweiser
This ad isn't really all that sexy due to the lack of either bikini's, cleavage, or camel toes, but it deserves to be noted since it is the ad campaign that gave rise to the spoof "Buttweiser - King of Rears" T-shirt. Fat, unfunny, redneck men are now issued this shirt at birth, and they salute you.
Budweiser (round 2)
There are far too many bottle caps being used in this ad. You could cover up all pertinent areas with 10 or less bottle caps. Also, it would be better if the beer she was holding by her crotch was a Busch.
Tiger Beer
This specifically left out that the 2nd most desirable export from the far east was child labor. (Side note: is that a tranny?)
Three Olives Vodka
"Whats in your martini?"
"Some fucking miniature lightning god who trying to tip over my glass"
Bacardi Rum (round 2)
This was actually an ad put out to promote Bacardi Rum. There probably should be a question mark in the statement "better than beer?". Playing with this young lady's Total Recall-ed fun bags would probably be cool for about then seconds until the middle one doesn't stop staring at you like some deranged cyclops (I wish I had three hands to feel these with!). This ad would be better if it portrayed her buying her own drinks, or not freaking out when her boyfriend wants to hang out playing poker with his friends. That would be better than beer. Until then, we can dream though, can't we.
Club 18-30
BruCrew July 16, 2009 at 2:31pm
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