The guys serving their time in jail don’t get to enjoy many of life’s luxuries. But then again, why should they? They’re in jail paying for a crime that they may or may have not committed. Whatever the case may be, this is detention that’s been amped up exponentially. They don’t have access to chopping boards, steak knives, or lighters – everyday needs that we don’t really think about. Their amenities are limited, and for good reason too. These men have learned the fine art of concocting crystal meth without the use of high-end test tubes and gaskets.
Necessity is indeed the mother of all invention. They had to make do with what was within their easy grasp. Just imagine what these guys can come up with if they had everything at their disposal. They could very well be the next Einstein, but since they have a track record, the world has suppressed their talent. Despite the limitations they’ve faced, give them something and they’ll suddenly turn into your modern day MacGyver. This makes you think that you would want to be stuck with them if you were stranded on a desert island. Hmmm…come to think about it, maybe not if you value your life.
The Sex Doll
This is certainly far from the rubber lover you’re used to seeing. Your friends have the beautiful blow-up doll hidden under their beds. Prisoners, on the other hand, might just be sent to solitary confinement should the warden see this one in their room. Just imagine the torso of a woman with this simple piece of equipment. It kinda looks like someone’s ass. This might just explain where the anal sex stereotype came from. Still, it’s not as pathetic as the person outside the 4 walls of prison with the actual sex toy. Just makes you wonder why he couldn’t land himself a real girl.