The Timeless Wisdom of Larry David

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Larry David on Vanity

Here’s something every balding man needs to realize: You lose hair because of too much testosterone.  That’s a true scientific finding! So the next time somebody makes a remark about your shiny top, tell them that you’re just more of a man than they could ever be!

Larry David on Emotions

Now, if you didn’t want them to laugh about the truth, just kick them on the shins and move on. However, if you did want them to laugh, take this as a sign to make fun of them as well. Hey, it’s gotta be fair!

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