15 Great Ways To Sneak Booze Into a Football Stadium

15. The Kid Mule

The Kid Mule

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Here’s an idea that makes you thank the gods you ever decided to get wasted and have a kid with that chick from homecoming. All those nappy changes will come in handy when its actual alcohol you’re squeezing out. Make sure to use the crappy brand of pampers too or you’ll find yourself swearing at how amazingly absorbent they actually are.

So, what will be your sneaky booze gadget of choice? Whether it’s the iFlask, the tampons or your own sweet child, as long as it gets the job done, that’s all that matters. The point here is that you give yourself props for being as clever as MacGyver, while getting as drunk as Lindsay Lohan.

15. The Kid Mule

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