Well, there goes his pristine dinner whenever he orders. This guy certainly has had his fair share of spit. He just didn’t know what the servers did to his food before they gave it to him. But hey, if it helps him save money, then more power to him.
Women are flexible. Cut off their angel’s wings, they’ll fly with a broom. Dwight knows how to keep his tigress happy lest she scratch his eyeballs out.