The Timeless Wisdom of Dwight Schrute

It’s safe to say that no thief will ever dare to set foot in his house. If he doesn’t get shot, he may end up getting mangled by a turkey or by a noisy Schrute woman.

He’s obviously a believer of Euthanasia and a staunch supporter of electricity. Ask a man who has been deprived of comfort in the middle of a very hot summer, and he may just agree with Dwight on this.