When I was 21, all I can remember is the floor next to the toilet. Why not make tonight seem like you are 21 all over again? Crush your beer cans down, so you can make numbers and letters out of them. Want to keep the cops from bothering you? I’m sure if you spelled out “PIG” at the end of your driveway with a box of doughnuts at the bottom of it, Chief Wiggum would just stroll right by. Pro Tip: Have another fresh batch of donuts for the next cop that comes by.