You wouldn’t think that a shot of what looks like your typical Bailey’s drink is actually called Screaming Orgasm. You wouldn’t be caught dead uttering that name out loud. In fact, you’d rather stick to a bottle of beer than say something that just sounds like it came out of a porn movie. Why not watch “Bumpin’ Donuts” or “Shaving Ryan’s Private” while you’re at it?
Yep – these drinks are dirty indeed. So the next time you’re out with your boss, be mindful of what you order. You wouldn’t want him to hear you say, “I’d like some Sex on the Beach.” Well, you could always dare to say it, but don’t expect to get any respect when you report to work the next day. Seriously, you would probably get less respect than Rodney Dangerfield. And with a bad case of hangover to boot!
But if you’re out with your pals for a drunken bachelor party, whip out your knowledge of the world’s dirtiest drinks! The drinks on this list certainly put the word “cock” in “cocktail.” It ain’t a pretty sight, but it’s certainly a hoot!
1. Bend Over Shirley
What You Need:
- 1 1/2 oz. raspberry vodka
- 4 oz. Sprite soda
- 3/4 oz. Rose’s grenadine syrup
What to Do:
- Fill a 12oz. glass with cubed ice.
- Add 1.5 oz. of Raspberry Vodka.
- Add Sprite, and top off with Grenadine.
- Garnish with two Maraschino Cherries.
This is certainly one cocktail your grandmother wouldn’t even dream about ordering. Sure, she’s a big fan of Shirley Temple, but this little girl we’re talking about is more like Madonna. Dirty, deadly, and treacherous. But she’s loads of fun! While the old fuddy-duddies won’t appreciate your humor, your Uncle Olaf might just take you to his next party and introduce you to his buds as his heir apparent. That’s because you’re the only one who seems to have inherited his filthy sense of humor.