Crack A Window For This Poor Little Guy!

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Open Your Car Windows - St. Bernard

Commonly remembered as the nurse from the beloved Peter Pan movie, St. Bernard’s were very popular working dogs famous for rescuing ill-fated travelers in the Swiss Alps. Not only could they withstand very cold weather, they would carry barrels of brandy around their necks to warm their rescuers once found. This is probably the perfect dog to have on a trip to the liquor store. Not only will you have no worries about passers-by taking your iPod from your dock, you can store extra amounts of alcohol around your doggie’s neck. Plus the police can’t catch you for having open bottles of liquor in your vehicle.

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