How to Know When It Is Time to Leave the Bar

It’s often said that there is a time and place for everything: a time for laughter, a time for sorrow, and most importantly, a time to leave the bar. Regardless of where you are or who you’re with, there’s a limit to everyone’s drinking capacities. Just ask Betty Ford. So before you find yourself waking up naked on the bathroom floor of a house you don’t recognize, take a minute to assess exactly how plastered you are. This handy flowchart can help you figure out when it’s time to go home. Assuming you can still read it.

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