American Rites of Passage
Done in most college and universities, the keg stand is not as easy as it seems. It requires a massive appetite for alcohol and some semblance of balance. In order to be a pro, you have to keep yourself steady while chugging down beer upside down. Repeated keg stands may result in projectile vomiting topped off with a crippling headache, dehydration and a strong dislike for one’s self. It has been said that the keg stand will erase all memories of being a boy, and grow hair on your chest. There have even been reports of boys saying they are Burt Reynolds after a weekend full of keg stands.