I think Britney Spears has a harder time convincing people she’s sober than not. How else can you explain her unbelievably horrendous performance during the Video Music Awards? The black spandex suit was bad enough, but to make people watch what most consider cats mewling in the dead of night, was just plain mean. At least people at home had the option to switch channels! I can’t imagine the faces of the audience with that one. Oh wait, I guess I can picture complete horror and disbelief.