15 Funny Quotes About Drinking

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Drinking is one of the few things that people start as fun but then it somehow becomes a comfort to few and a problem to the remaining. What you do after you are a few drinks down shows what you lack in life or have too much of.

Drinking is supposed to be fun, to help you let loose after a busy day of work, to help you celebrate important occasions and happy moments that barge into your life, and maybe even drown your sorrow in it.

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Over the years, drinking has been a companion for myriad reasons to people and as a result, a ton of funny quotes that have arisen from people’s experiences with alcohol has been doing rounds. Here are some of my favorite quotes about drinking that bring out a chuckle and resonate somewhere deep down.

1. “24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” -H.L. Mencken

2. “And God said, “Let there be vodka!” And He saw that it was good. Then God said, “Let there be light!” And then He said, “Whoa – too much light.” -Anonymous

3. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” -Ernest Hemingway

4. “Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.” -Dave Barry

5. “I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” -Chelsea Handler

6. “When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.” -Henny Youngman

7. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart

8. “The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” -Jeff Foxworthy

9. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” -W.C. Fields

10. “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” -W.C. Fields

11. “The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.” -Lewis Grizzard

12. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald

13. “All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.” -Homer Simpson

14. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” -Homer Simpson

15. “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame! Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver” -Jack Handey

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