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A Man's Guide to Wearing Hosiery (Mantyhose)
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There is a new fad sweeping across the nation from lands far away -- Europe and Australia -- that have got people going absolutely bonkers: The mantyhose. Pantyhose were once a fashion trend closely guarded by females in banks, post offices, and law firms; but some progressive -- and very serious metrosexuals -- look to end their tyrannical, monopolist hold over pantyhose with every fiber of their body. Here is a look at the early adopters, and make sure to comment on how sophisticated and dashing they look.

The Thinker

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Does he look intellectual or crazy? He's got the hand on the chin, but he's also wearing hosiery in public. It's a tough call.

Word On The Street

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This guy's girlfriend wants him to cross-dress full-time, but he's happier with swapping back and forth. He also mentioned that he's lucky enough to work at a place where it's okay to occasionally wear a dress and pantyhose to work. It's called Vice Magazine.

In Running Shoes

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We're taught from a very early age about the differences between right from wrong; normal and abnormal. Maybe those stipulations need to be overlooked, we do have a black president.

Model-esque

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This model confessed to owning more than 350 pairs of mantyhose, mainly opaques, but also a wide variety of colored pairs as well.

Blue Is The New Black

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The feminists have made it a point to try and take all masculinity away from men by dressing in men's clothes, and then having the audacity to call it "fashionable." It's time for men to take something from them for a change.

How To Put On Mantyhose

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One doesn't have to be gay to wear pantyhose since they were 14. Pantyhose are absolutely sensuous under jeans while keeping all the right bits warm. There's nothing in the world quite like wearing a great pair of pantyhose!

Paris: The Birthplace of the Mantyhose

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How can anyone say they honestly didn't see this trend coming? It's not surprising to find that the move for male hosiery came via Europe; you know the place where creativity is more accepted, they enjoy hairy armpits, and never learned that daisy dukes were a fad in the US that died in the 70s, and were never meant to cross over into male-centric fashion, period.

Freeze

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This guy looks a little confused. He doesn't know if he should wax or shave his legs every few days when wearing mantyhose. He's seen women in pantyhose that didn't shave and thought it looked hideous, but can't figure out what is better -- waxing or shaving -- life's full of difficult choices.

Dutch Orange And Army Hosiery

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Marketer's have tapped out the female market for their feminine products and are trying hawk them onto men. Normal men think; mantyhose, manscara, manbags...what do we need this crap for? This guy went out and bought Dutch orange cargo shorts. There's no hope for him.

Teal Mantyhose

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This guy said he knew quite a few Brobdingnagian and burly motorcycle dudes in the city who would wear pantyhose or tights in winter and on long trips across frozen tundra, and they were the exact same color as he's got on now.

Purple And Rain Boots

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He heard from his female best friend that women find mantyhose sexy and they're a real turn on. The best friend even said they're so awesome that she'd be more attracted to a man who wore them, than any other man who didn't. She also told him that the hottest women in the world live in San Francisco.

Out In The City

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Back In 2008, this was his stance on mantyhose in public: I must confess that I'm happy with it being my secret -- I have no desire at all to walk around in shorts and pantyhose to try and stun the public -- happy for it to be my secret under pants and a business suit. 2011 may finally be his "breakout" year.

High Tops And Mantyhose

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Came across his profile on a dating website: "Hi! I'm a 40 year old male who has been wearing pantyhose since I was 15 or 16. I just love the feeling of them and the support they give me. They especially help blood circulation and fight against jet lag. I love traveling, a good book, and mantyhose!"

Mantyhose And A Park Bench

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This guy bet us $20 that if you pulled down 100 men's pants on the street, you would find a few wearing woman's underwear. After number 27 we already had eight offenders and had to cough up the $20.

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  • newmansa March 10, 2011 at 10:13am
    As one of those pictured in the above blogpost (In Running Shoes), I feel an obligation to shed a little more light on the 'mantyhose' trend, and let you know that I'm a real person and basically, a regular guy who happens to wear legwear. While it's not too difficult to 'cherry pick' some pretty oddball looking photos from the web when it comes to this topic, there's also a huge number of guys, such as myself, who are wearing legwear not so as to be a spectacle, but because of practical, legit reasons. Rather than rehash those here, I would refer anyone interested to my blog, The Nylon Gene (www.nylongene.com) for more info. This article would be a good one to start out with: http://bit.ly/gqgYbg or, http://bit.ly/g7GA1g If any questions, feel free to email me at the address that can be found on my Google profile at The Nylon Gene.

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