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Since idle hands are the devil’s tools, and cleanliness is next to godliness, I would argue that art made from recycled beer cans is more or less a legitimate spiritual quest. Make of it what you would like, some of these are impressive, some original, some not so original, but all of them make one wonder what the fuck the creator does for a living that affords them free time for such hobbies. There is something a little strange about all the airplane sculptures, though there is probably a Freudian explanation. More power to these individuals, I would encourage each and every one of you to get out there and use those gifted hands that you were given...before you start to get the shakes.

This is what the insides of the caves would look like if the cavemen had aluminum alloy beer containers.

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It is nice to be able to visualize the exact moment when your grandparents got divorced.

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A freeze-frame high-five was in order upon completion of this project.

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This guy is out there somewhere, plotting and scheming, and he would do some shit too...if he still had a driver’s license.

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“Grandpa, can I interrupt your WWII story for a moment and respectfully ask if you pissed your pants again?

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Any guesses what’s under the tree? That’s right, your very first carton of Pall Malls, how cute!

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My 21st birthday was so special, I will carry the memories with me for a long time.

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Only an MGD drinker would have a four-engine level of ambition.

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The tooth fairy is an American invention, I prefer the Canadian version.

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If I were grading this for a class project, I would give it a C. It is really just average.

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Is aluminum the official “marriage material?”

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You would think that the camera was out of focus, but it was the photographer.

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Innovation! It is what drives us as a people.

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Like most people, I mistakenly thought that the knob coming out of the front was to spin the propeller. I was right, but it also detonates the bomb. We all had a good laugh.

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I picture a man in cutoff jean shorts somewhere in Louisiana making a diorama whilst singing a twisted rendition of An American Tail’s “Somewhere Out There."

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The windows of this vessel give us a look into the state of its creator. Blacked out.

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