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A few months ago we posted a list of my favorite pick up lines which could realistically produce results. Many would argue that pick-up lines are cheasy and generate no potential to getting that much sought-after positive attention from the fairer sex. I would, however, dare to contest the standard and say that there are some that are so original and so bizarre that they at least could - maybe in an ironic way - generate a laugh and be the source to more conversation with a young lady. If they do not, and if you are in fact trying some of these at a Christian university, prepare to get slapped... because some of them are rather crass.

1. I am conducting a field test of how many women have pierced nipples, care to be included?

2. Can we have sex and I don’t call you back?

3. So, you're a girl right?

4.  You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

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5. Do you and some of your friends want to come over to my house? My face seats five.

6. I'm really good at math: U + I = 69.

7. Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

8. There may be lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one here that I'd like to mount.

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9. You must be a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you.

10. Did you fell from heaven? Oh, that's interesting because I have an erection.

11. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

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12. Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

13. Would you mind if I touched your belly button? What about if I did it from the inside?

14. First of all, I'm not a cop. Second of all, what can I get for 50 bucks?

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15. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

16. Guess what? I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

17. What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

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18. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

19. I've got a condom in my pocket with your name on it.

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20. Just so you know, my shoe size is a twelve.

21. I have a very strange feeling that you have a very attractive-looking vagina.

22. You know, you're eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

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23. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

24. How’s about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.

25. How do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

26. I am an organ donor. Is there any thing I can give you?

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