Sex sells pretty much everything, from road maps to baby clothes, from adult undergarments to bail bonds. But sex sells fewer things better than it does alcohol. The following are 20 examples of alcohol print ads using manly desires to cater to manly men. Enjoy:

Cutty Sark Whiskey

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Besides giving men some appealing eye candy - which is always a good thing in an alcohol ad - Cutty Sark Whiskey is saying that even back in sailing days, women still hadn't figured out how to drive properly. What a bunch of misogynists.

Schneider Beer

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This article is fairly clever; making a pint of lager look like a singular boob is kind of funny. Was it so funny though - that the company had to put the same sight gag in the ad twice? Also, If a nipple is as big as your thumb maybe you should rethink what you are about to do.

SKYY Blue

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Now this ad shows us that not only ladies and gay men drink fizzy Zima-type beverages, but also guys who have fetishes for massively gigantic women as wel

Colt 45 Malt Liquor

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This was not just a funny ad trying to be sexy; this is a real board game that Colt 45 came up with. The rules are a bit fuzzy, but they involve drinking lots of Colt 45 and following the instructions listed on the "action cards",such as: "Smoke two cigarettes simultaneously", "Obey any wish or request of the player on your right.","Explain to other players why you think that sex before marriage is a necessity". Sounds like a whole lot of laughs. Apparently, male players should be fully dressed, while women should wear bikinis. It's also fairly obvious that this ad is from the 1970's as evidenced by the fact that the Colt 45 has those old time-y pull tabs and the people drinking it appear to be above the poverty line.

Mickey's Malt Liquor

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The first thing i noticed was her odd shaped vaginal region, and her horrible taste in alcohol.

Belvedere Vodka

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What Belvedere Vodka doesn't show you is the mountain of cocaine you had to buy for her. Hey, at least she put on lipstick before she blew you though.

Cabo Wabo Tequila

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Hell yeah fools, who wouldn't want to take a shot off this busty beauty. You have your Cabo Wabo Tequila, and your lime, and your. . . wait wheres the salt. Salt. . . .Salt. . . . shouldn't there be salt with a Tequila shot. Wait a second, that's not lime juice.

SKYY Vodka

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There are many things that could be happening here:

1. Shes removing her glasses and getting ready to lean into a sitting position.

2. Shes putting her glasses on to shield her eyes because the man standing over her is R.Kelly.

3. This was taken 5 minutes before the Cabo Wabo ad (see below)

Bacardi Rum

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This ad tries to show the difference that Bacardi can make in your life; one minute you are a boring cartographer, and the next you are a party animal! In reality he's probably thinking, "Judging from the smell, i would say these two have been zoned for the commercial fishing industry".

SKYY Vodka (round 2)

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She's thinking, "Mmmmm, Martini's". They're thinking, "Which one of these things would fit in her".

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