If you have ever been to an American Civil War reenactment, then you know how serious its participants are. Taking pride in the fact that they can pretend they were actually part of the battle, these so-called living historians stand around for days playing out actual events of when the north beat the south. I guess this guy was a little late getting to the party. Good thing he has nothing better to do than to stand around like a freakin’ statue. Why else would he want to join the reenactment in the first place?