Sir Winston Churchill Quotes: Motivational Posters Edition

I’m pretty sure that every hot-blooded American enjoys watching men beating the crap out of other men. Otherwise there wouldn’t even be football. Why else would we spend every Sunday afternoon sitting in front of the TV waiting for someone to either loose a tooth, break a finger or fall on his ass? Now that’s what I call enjoyment.

Wake up, drink, eat, shit, drink again, smoke, drink some more. That’s one ritual I’m pretty sure many people will agree with. I wonder just how intoxicated Churchill was while writing his 43 notable narratives. I guess being an alcoholic and addicted to Cuban cigars works for some people. Too bad you can’t say the same for Rob Ford.