How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one but it really gets screwed! Or add another ten that will have to come up with a good excuse.
I suppose anyone coming out the other end of a night filled with boisterous drinking and endless debauchery would consider themselves victorious. I know that as long as my head isn’t hanging in the toilet bowl the morning after a night out, I feel pretty damn triumphant!