Demetri Martin Motivational Posters

Demetri Martin on Intuition

Only to find out that dots, written in braille, would look actually like dashes. Now that would be ironic!

Demetri Martin on Excellence

The Employee of the Month Award is only prestigious to a true geek. As for most of you, they can shove that award up their asses. You’d rather take the day off than stroke the boss’ ego.

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