When it is cold outside, many people reach for hot chocolate and piping hot coffee. Not Norm. His recommendation when it’s cold outside? Find the coldest beer you can, and let it start eating away at your liver. Maybe that’s what Coors Light means when they say their beer is “cold certified”. It’s certified to get you through that nice, chilly mid-February morning.
Norm doesn’t care about what’s happening right now. For him, what’s important is getting his intake of beer. Life is complicated. Beer is simple.