The 15 Ugliest Frontmen in Music
Have you ever wondered why so many hot chicks are often found dating really ugly guys? That’s probably because in these cases, most of those unbelievably bad looking men are rock stars. Either that, or they have huge wieners and know exactly how to use them. But mostly it’s because they’re rock stars. They say that if you choose to close off one of your senses, the rest of them are heightened. Good thing these dudes can all sing, or else they probably would never have gotten laid… like ever. And just to prove our point, we’ve made this list. Take a look at 15 of the ugliest front men in music.
1. Shane MacGowan
There’s just no excuse for anyone to look as ugly as Shane MacGowan, especially if you earn enough money to do something about it. From his missing teeth, to his horrible overgrowth of hair and stubble, to the unforgivable dead look in his eyes due to alcohol and heroin abuse, he is just one hideous-looking dude. Lucky for him it was really love with his long-time girlfriend. For some reason she couldn’t live without him, even if she has to look at him all day, every day.
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MARYLIN MANSON ISNT THAT UGLY,
what about lemmy from motorhead
As a Canadian lad,where’s Winnipegger and BTO drummer Robbie Bachman on this list?Robbie wasn’t the best-looking dude when he was younger;he’ll be 62 Feb.18-Happy Birthday,Robbo!!!!-and today he’s OLD AND UGLY!!!!!(Robbie’s four-and-one-half months older than I,but I bet I look 30 YEARS YOUNGER!!!!!!)
Tony,Lemmy is perhaps the ugliest rocker I’ve EVER SEEN,and I’m a lifelong rocker dude!!!!!!!
I LOVE ME SOME GEORGE THOROGOOD,but with his Mister Ed (the “talking”horse of the 60’s TV cartoon) over-bite,why isn’t HE on this list.(Georgy Porgy will be 65 Feb.24!!!)
Well.given that MY great-grandfather was a Maryland-born slave (and U.S. slavery was abolished in 1865)Keith isn’t old enough to be my great-grand father,but dude CERTAINLY IS OLD-LOOKING AND HIDEOUSLY UGLY!!!!!He actually makes his lad,Sir Michael Phillip Jagger seem studly by comparison!!!!
Sorry, but I think Joey Ramone was the hottest front man EVER.