Epic – A long poem, typically one derived from ancient oral tradition, narrating the deeds and adventures of heroic or legendary figures or the history of a nation.
Fail – To be unsuccessful in achieving one’s goal.
Don’t be too quick to calling something epic. What you did wasn’t epic. In fact, it’s not even going down in history. The moment you pass from this world, no one will probably remember your name after a decade or so. You know what’s epic? An amputee completing the Iron Man or a war that’s just ended. You know what else is epic? Beowulf! You? Not so much.