Demetri Martin Motivational Posters

Demetri Martin on Sophistication

You just might get slapped if you actually said this. But hey, this should work if your goal isn’t to start a conversation but to get rid of some of the annoying people surrounding you.

Demetri Martin on Perspective

Is it remotely possible that the Guess company was created by a transvestite? Or, is this a suggestion of what a tranny would put if he/she were asked to fill in the blank and state his/her sex?

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