How To Brew Pumpkin Beer in a Pumpkin, in 20 Easy Steps

Imagine never paying a single cent on diluted beer from the local bar ever again! Brewing your own beer is fun (and cheap)! You can use stuff that are already in your kitchen plus, you can set aside your beer money on things that are actually important, like saving up for the Xbox One or finally getting that suspicious growth checked. Best of all, you can drink your DIY beer, pass out or throw up in the privacy of your own home, away from judgmental stares.

Now imagine brewing your own pumpkin beer… in a pumpkin. Here at, we’re always happy to help you get quality beer with as little money involved as possible. In support of your alcohol dependence, we have prepared a nice tutorial on how you can brew your own pumpkin beer in a pumpkin, Inception-style.

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Step 2: Carve Pumpkin Number 1

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Get a nice, sharp knife and cut the bastard. Start by carefully cutting a square-shaped opening right in the middle of the pumpkin, it doesn’t have to be perfect but refrain from stabbing randomly at the thing either (no matter how good it feels). The pumpkin will serve as your fermenting container. Because pumpkins have built-in insulation, it would make the perfect vessel for fermenting the wort, which turns to beer.

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Step 2: Carve Pumpkin Number 1

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