The 10 Drunk People You Don’t Want To Meet At The Bar

[tps_title]Mr. Wall Street Guy[/tps_title]

Mr. Wall Street Guy

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Here’s the guy who thinks being a Stock Broker is the greatest thing on earth. With the Pinstripes suits, Oxford shoes and pin-rolled hundred dollar bills, these guys actually do exist. Too bad Mr. Wall Street Guy at the bar is really just a sad loser faking it. No matter how many cigars he smokes, no one will actually believe the stories he shares about his alleged yacht, or the trip he took last year to The Maldives. And to top it all off, while he’s having that supposed business discussion on his smartphone, to his mortification, the damn thing actually rings. At least he can tell the telemarketer who dialed his number to fuck off.

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