[tps_title]The I’m Sexy and I Know It Girl[/tps_title]
Whoever came up with the thong coming out of their bottoms as a fashion statement is either white trash or a Britney Spears lover. Come to think of it, there’s not much difference between the two, now is there? This is probably the worst trend to ever come out of the year 2000. Some women did it on purpose, while others just didn’t realize their underwear was riding high above its proper place. Whatever the case may be, it’s never okay. Unless of course you’re filming the next Saturday Night Beaver. The next time you find yourself in a bar, look out for Thong Girl. Considering her self-esteem is probably the same size as the underwear she’s wearing, you’ll probably have a pretty good chance at doing the dirty with her. Or at least getting to watch while she does it with someone else.