[tps_title]The Obnoxious Jock[/tps_title]
This guy was probably cool at one point in his life, probably being the operative word. Possibly the high school star Quarterback with the annoyingly snooty cheerleader girlfriend, this guy still thinks he rules the hallways of Ridgemont High. He’ll be easy to spot with his battered sneakers and too small letterman jacket. Plus he’ll probably have a beer gut to boot. Somebody should tell him that he’s no longer in high school, and he’s also no longer cool. But if you decide to be that guy, make sure to do it from across the bar. Unless you want to be on the receiving end of a painful wedgie.