Demetri Martin Motivational Posters

Demetri Martin on Honesty

Can you truly admit to “ROTFL-ing” when someone cracks an online joke at you? At least he’s honest about it.

Demetri Martin on Simplicity

As they say, necessity is the mother of all invention. If you were desperate to get laid, even an old Barbie Doll would make a potential tool. But then again, you must be really screwed to even do this!

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