Demetri Martin Motivational Posters

Demetri Martin on Thoughtfulness

How ‘bout this? Piñatas with politicians’ faces? A lot of them admittedly deserve a good beating.

Demetri Martin on Enlightenment

That’s only when your cologne smells like crap! Then, you’re truly alone.

There you go – words from a true genius who looks at life from a different angle. And as quirky as he is, you gotta admit that he makes perfect sense!

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