Tricks of the Trade: How to Trick-Or-Treat When You’re 30

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How to Trick-Or-Treat When You’re 30 - Be a Stormtrooper

You’re a total loser who spends his weekends at home playing video games. You’re definitely not getting laid tonight because no one can ever see your handsome face. But hey, no one will ever question you when you hold the bag out as they open the door. Just make sure you’re not too large to fit into the costume. If you’re hoping to get a hand job from one of the ladies, then dress up as the ultimate bad boy. Be Darth Vader. But then again, you just might attract a fellow geek.

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