Tricks of the Trade: How to Trick-Or-Treat When You’re 30

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How to Trick-Or-Treat When You’re 30 - Trick your neighbor’s kid

Machiavelli was a firm believer that the end justified the means. Get those candies any way you can. Bribe your neighbor’s kid and let him do all the hard work for you. At the end of the night, rip the pillowcase off his head and run away with his loot. You may have cheated him out of his hard-earned treats but you’ve also taught him a valuable lesson: never trust that desperate whacko dressed as Superman.

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