This girl can be spotted a mile away. With the faux fur jacket, sky-high heels and blitzed out cellphone, this Paris Hilton Wannabe is really just that, – striving for something she definitely is not. If her fake bleach blond hair wasn’t enough evidence, then the sad commentary coming from her mouth should seal the deal. Not that I even understand why anybody would actually want to be Paris Hilton. I guess that just goes to show that they may actually have one thing in common, no brains. And if this sad little lady wants to take it one notch further, she can always invite someone home from the bar and pull out her video cam. Problem is, I highly doubt anyone would want to watch that. Anyone with class, at least.