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Demetri Martin Motivational Posters
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Demetri Martin is one our favorite comedians. Known for his palindromes, weird charts, odd songs and helmet hair, Martin never ceases to amuse. His XY Chart on the relationship between "how a cute a girl is," and, "how interested I am in hearing about how intuitive her cat is, " is one of my favorite jokes of all time. The following are some of our favorite quotes from the man who chose a career in comedy over a full scholarship to NYU Law School, compiled in the form of our motivational posters:

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