[tps_title]Story 10: Bottom-Heavy[/tps_title]
If you plan to sneak into a stranger’s home using the window, make sure you fit into the opening. If your ass is too big, then you can’t make it big as a thief. You need to fit through the tightest passages in order to enter and exit undetected. Just ask this thief. The Scotland Yard police caught the crook when the owner noticed a man dangling through his window. He got himself halfway in, but his ass was too big to fit through it. That’s obviously where his brains are because he didn’t think this one through.