[tps_title]Method 7: Tell them you’re pregnant[/tps_title]
This trick only works if you’re single. Be casual about this. Ask your mom what a positive sign on a stick means and tell her that you saw this after peeing on it. Playing dumb will get her even more disappointed. You’re certainly not ready to be an adult just yet, and you’ve proven that by breaking bad news at the most inopportune time. Make sure to have an escape plan though because you can bet that your dad’s ready to kill you at any moment.