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Many health professionals believe that there are various medical and psychological benefits regarding masturbation and a healthy attitude towards sex in general. Just in case you may think that any of the movie scenes below paint the characters as sexual deviants, there is no causal relationship known to exist between masturbation and any form of mental or physical disorder, according to the DSM IV. So wanting to "rough the suspect" or "bop the bishop" a few times a week might actually be good for you! And these characters would certainly agree - hell, they were willing to do it on camera for crying out loud. Here are some of the most famous movie masturbators ever.
The most classic of "getting caught in the act" movie scene ever. Phoebe Cates exits the pool in slow motion, pops off the bikini top and sports a sultry and seductive attitude. Everything was going so perfect for Judge Reinhold - that is until he comes back to reality as she busts into the bathroom and accidentally catches him in mid-flog. Question. Do you still finish up after she leaves?
The American Pie movie franchise has been worked over like a washed up Daytona Beach stripper. But this first film was hilarious. After hearing that sex feels like warm apple pie, Jim is determined to find out if that is what sex really feels like. After coming home from school one day he finds one on the kitchen counter, and decides to drop his trousers and show that pie who's the boss.
If there is anything to learn from this movie, it puts to rest any doubts that women are crazy. An ad for a roommate brings a stranger into Allison's life - someone who shares, someone who cares, someone who steals. Someone who wants to kill you, and then be you. Watching this movie made us skittish as a long- tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Nothing beats "hanging out" with your best guy friend while laying on a diving board at the pool. Just having a little relax session before starting off on a cross country trip. If you're comfortable enough with a friend, you'll be fine with sexing each others girlfriends, and then Eiffel Towering a hottie you met at a wedding. What are friends for anyway?
If you haven't been to the library lately, then your missing out on what the youth of today are up to, especially this sneaky little piss ant. When the hottest girl in school sits across from you and forces you to bathe in her beauty, there is only one option. Walk over to a secluded corner of the library, whip out your dirty magazine cut out, and start dry humping the book shelf. And when you're finished, make sure to wipe it all over the books, thanks.
So what do you do when you are married to a frigid ice queen that is cheating on you behind your back with the "Real Estate King"? You start working out, smoking pot, and get all smitten on your daughter's high-school friend. And when you dream about her in a bath filled with hundreds of rose petals you pleasure her, and yourself. You're a new man, you can wack off whenever you want, you turkey.
If you grew up in a religious household, and have heard all the squawking that masturbating is a sin to be seen as a transgression against ones own body and against God himself, and thought all this talk was a bunch of bull crap, then think again. This scene pretty much proves that masturbating is a satanic activity. Forget growing hair on your palms, imagine your head turning a full 360º and spewing green bile from your mouth?
A girl wrongs you, so you make a bet that you will give up sex for 40 days, cause you don't want chicks screwing with your head. Why is that even a thought that would enter your head Josh Hartnett? Of course it's going to be impossible for you to achieve that goal, you wake up and slip on pussy. You can make Shannyn Sossamon have an "O"with just a feather, the world is your oyster buddy don't let us down.
Walking in on Ace Ventura masturbating will more than likely scar you for life, especially witnessing that look of pure determination in the picture above. With all those crazy animals around, what really goes on when Ace is trying to have some private time. Are they his cheerleaders? Do they grab him some water and a cool towel for when he's finished? They probably wait outside, miserable and lonely, till he's done roughing the suspect.
The pace of life these days is so hectic that its hard to get in any "alone" time. Especially when you are 35 and staying with your buddy Jeff from work who still lives with his parents. Just remember to always lock the bathroom door next time, that way you could have avoided that whole embarrassing "encounter" with Jeff's mom. You know, when she caught you masturbating in the bathroom and startled you so bad that you turned around and ejaculated all over her? Yah, that happened.

rtcrooks October 5, 2010 at 8:08pm
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