Demetri Martin Motivational Posters

Demetri Martin on Motivation

Now, we don’t exactly know who’s dumber? The backseat driver trying to take control of the wheel or the actual driver who believes him?

Demetri Martin on Consistency

So, why work hard for a gold medal when you can simply pay for one and fool people into thinking that you’re successful? Hey, we have to give him credit for that. The idea is pure genius!

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