[tps_title]9. The Rebounder[/tps_title]
This guy’s obviously had his heart trampled on. Now, he’s trying to piss his ex off by posting pics of his sexy abs. He wants to date someone new without looking like the desperate fool he actually is. He should’ve joined a dating website instead. But then again, he might not have the budget for it. Or, he could’ve actually joined but couldn’t manage to land himself a decent girl in the process.
- “What are you up to tonight? Join me. I’ll be at 1 Oak partying the night away!” – He’s hoping that you show up in a hot dress and wake up with him by your side the very next day. What he doesn’t realize is that that red-hot dress that you’re wearing could attract hotter guys.
- “Come with me and I’ll show you how to have fun!” – You certainly don’t need to be schooled on how to have fun. More importantly, you don’t want him to drag you down Loserville with him.