[tps_title]11. The Chat Rat[/tps_title]
He’s why you’ve kept your online status on invisible. You’d rather talk to someone else. This guy can sense whenever you log on. He sends you a quick “Hi” every single time. But that’s actually as far as your conversation goes because you could care less about how he’s doing.
- “Hey, Jenny. How are you?” – As harmless as this conversation sounds, he’s actually interrupting the more important chat that you’re having right this very moment.
- “Hey, give me your number. We should chat!” – Admit it, most of you were tempted to pull a prank here. Shut him up and give him the number to the closest insane asylum. Believe us, this works.